THIS IS NOT A DRILL

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 01/24/2016 at 22:09 • Filed to: None

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A BURGER PLACE NEAR ME SELLS DEEP FRIED PORK ROLL!!!!!

(Have an IROC because Jersey)

DrJohannVegas > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:10

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(Also, I tried to explain the IROC thing to someone here in MI. They didn’t understand. I was saddened.)

bob and john > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:12

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annddd why arent you on your way there right now?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:13

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Anddddd share this treasure with me

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:15

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Dude aren’t you on a diet?

Because fuck that deep fried pork rolls for days!!

crowmolly > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:17

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I’ve always wondered why the fuck they give Jersey salt water taffy on all of the regional food lists.

Taffy? REALLY?

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/24/2016 at 22:17

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Dude Benny Burger in Belmar! C’mon, bro! Let's go!

Your boy, BJR > bob and john 01/24/2016 at 22:17

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They're closed for the night.

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro 01/24/2016 at 22:18

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Not pork rolls, pork roll.

Your boy, BJR > DrJohannVegas 01/24/2016 at 22:19

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Just show them this and explain what the town of seaside heights is.

DoYouEvenShift > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:19

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Came here for the 3rd gen

Your boy, BJR > crowmolly 01/24/2016 at 22:20

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Well we invented it, and it is fucking yummy. But we should get pork roll instead.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:21

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oh...Oh...OH...OHHHHH

bob and john > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:22

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god dam it.

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/24/2016 at 22:22

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Yeah! Fuck my arteries!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:23

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ILL BE THERE WHEN IT OPENS

Your boy, BJR > bob and john 01/24/2016 at 22:24

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I mean, I still have like 4 boxes of pork roll in my fridge right now, so I could still get my fix, but I can’t deep fry it!!!!!

bob and john > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:25

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no oil in the house? my condolences man.

Your boy, BJR > bob and john 01/24/2016 at 22:26

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Nah, I have plenty of that too. Just no deep fryer.

Milky > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:27

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Dat Detroit Belle Ilse shot doe.

This is the view facing the other way.

bob and john > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:28

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ah.

I just used w/e pot i had kicking around. never had a legit deep frier.

DrJohannVegas > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:31

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Thanks man. Now I will gain 100 pounds and 200 cholesterol points the next time I visit family. You da bess.

DrJohannVegas > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:33

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To understand Seaside, one must experience Seaside. (Both on a summer weekend and an off-season Tuesday.)

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:36

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What is this pork roll you speak of?

Your boy, BJR > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/24/2016 at 22:40

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It's like Canadian bacon, but 100% better.

Your boy, BJR > DrJohannVegas 01/24/2016 at 22:45

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lmk when you're in the area, we can get Benny burger!

Your boy, BJR > DrJohannVegas 01/24/2016 at 22:46

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Both are as trashy as trash can get, but for completely different reasons.

DrJohannVegas > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 22:52

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But, at times, I miss it dearly.

Your boy, BJR > DrJohannVegas 01/24/2016 at 23:01

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Oh yes, it’s amazing. The risk of seasonal risk getting punched by a guido or stabbed by a crackhead is part of the charm.

Baeromez > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 23:04

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I don’t know what the hell pork roll is, but down here it’s Trans Ams and pulled pork, son.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Your boy, BJR 01/24/2016 at 23:20

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My god.....This is the Northern equivalent of when some mad genius invented the cheesesteak egg roll here in South Jersey.

I know what I’m having for breakfast next time I’m at the shore.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Your boy, BJR 01/25/2016 at 06:31

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No, it’s a hammer.

WTFMPL's mom drives a brown wagon. > Your boy, BJR 01/25/2016 at 09:39

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Saw pork roll in the title, good to see an OPPO local. More of a scrapple fan myself as far as the regional meat game goes, but holy shit that’s incredible and i need it.

Side note: It’s a shame OPPO likely doesn’t know about these strange and wonderful meats.